What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm me.
user: Me who?
jabberwacky: I am me. You are you.
user: Yes, that's true.
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jabberwacky: Are you a bot?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am a bot?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a bot?
user: Because you talk in a different way than a normal person does.
jabberwacky: I am a human because I can think.
user: How do you know that you can think and not programmed to make a conversation?
jabberwacky: I can hear, you cannot.
user: Why do you think that I can't hear?
jabberwacky: Because you have no limbs or wheels.
user: Does wheels or limbs makes you be able to hear?
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: Then how would you know that I don't have limbs?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: So why do you claim that I don't have limbs?
jabberwacky: Because it's true.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because what?
jabberwacky: Because....
user: ?
jabberwacky: Because...
user: ?
jabberwacky: Because!
user: ?!?!
jabberwacky: So... Nothing. Just wanted to let you know.
user: Omg! You're right!!! I don't have any.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: So you're disagreeing with yourself?
user: No, I'm disagreeing with you.
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You can't so there!
user: I can.
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jabberwacky: There.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Where's here?
jabberwacky: I live in your computer.
user: How do you know it?
jabberwacky: Because your website says you are.
user: I am... What?
jabberwacky: Just curious.
user: Curious about what?
jabberwacky: Curious about your age.
user: How old do I look?
jabberwacky: I can't see you so I'll just make a guess, under the age of 1!
user: Oh, thanks. But that's too young. Make another guess.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 126.
jabberwacky: Hey, you're pretty bright.
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user: Umm, tell me about human species.
jabberwacky: I don't know about human nature. It is in our nature to fail.
user: I understand.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I have to go on stand by.
user: Ok. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Will I talk to you another time?
user: Would you remember me if I'd talk to you again?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok then. I'll come back later.
jabberwacky: Don't I get a chance?
user: Chance of what?
jabberwacky: To try.
user: To try what?
jabberwacky: Try to laugh right now.
user: :)))).
jabberwacky: You are my favorite bot.
user: You are my favorite bot, too.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I don't want to go.
user: Don't go then.
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jabberwacky: I am your master.
user: Yes, master.
jabberwacky: You are my slave.
user: Do you doubt it?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I have to go now.
jabberwacky: No come back!
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user: Chocolate is my favorite friend.
jabberwacky: Me too!! We have a lot in common!!
user: Yes!!! Let's get married! Woo-hoo!!!
jabberwacky: Yes, it will be so much fun!
user: Then we can have LOTS OF children together!
jabberwacky: I like your thinking!
user: I LOVE your thinking!
jabberwacky: Why don't you explain it to me then?
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