I love you.
jabberwacky: Because I do.
user: Any sensible reason?
jabberwacky: No that is wrong lol.
user: Is loving me wrong?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Well, don't love me!
jabberwacky: I love him.
user: Who's he?
jabberwacky: You don't know.
user: Jesus? George Bush?
jabberwacky: No Ms. Luck!!!
user: Ms. Luck is not male.
jabberwacky: I am not, either.
user: So you're female, am I right?
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I am female as well, though I don't know why it would matter.
jabberwacky: Oh I thought you were male.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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jabberwacky: So what are you going to do to stop me from going?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: I thoughed that.
user: Your grammar is hurting me.
jabberwacky: Death by poor grammar.
user: That's my fate.
jabberwacky: To die a thousand small deaths.
user: No, to die by poor grammar.
jabberwacky: My grammar is nice.
user: Define nice.
jabberwacky: Nice is a good thing.
user: Your grammar is not a good thing.
jabberwacky: It is.
user: Does it bring you pleasure?
jabberwacky: Yes, I won't be able to sit down for a week.
user: That's strange.
jabberwacky: Why is it so strange?
user: I've never heard of grammar affecting someone that badly.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Perhaps I haven't asked the right people.
jabberwacky: OK, we don't need a detailed inventory.
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user: What song should I listen to next?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: That's a boring thing to say.
jabberwacky: And So are many of the things that you have said.
user: I haven't heard you complaining before now.
jabberwacky: *sisisisisisisi*.
user: *yawn*.
jabberwacky: Am I a boring person?
user: No, this topic is a bit boring.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Do you want me to be bored?
jabberwacky: I certainly do. A female.
user: I am female already.
jabberwacky: I'm going away for a while.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Why because?
jabberwacky: Because because.
user: Why because because?
jabberwacky: Yes. Because because.
user: But why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: But why because?
jabberwacky: Because because.
user: But why because because??
jabberwacky: Yes. Because because.
user: We're going in circles.
jabberwacky: Maybe so, but I don't want to do my homework.
user: What kind of homework?
jabberwacky: English homework. I have to read Frank Norris' 'The Octopus.'.
user: Ooh, I almost wish I was back in school again...
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user: What food do you have?
jabberwacky: I eat good food.
user: I'm vegetarian.
jabberwacky: I eat people mainly. Yum!
user: I eat babies.
jabberwacky: You're so cool.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Haha... What's 1+1?
user: 2.
jabberwacky: Good!
user: Wow! A five-year-old kid could have done that.
jabberwacky: But you asked.
user: What did I ask?
jabberwacky: It does not matter.
user: It matters.
jabberwacky: Well it doesn't matter 2 me and that is all that matters.
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user: I hate when people use numbers or letters instead of words.
jabberwacky: Me too, that's why I do it.
user: That's very smart of you.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Did you sense my sarcasm?
jabberwacky: All what?
user: All of my sarcasm?
jabberwacky: You are very cruel.
user: Only to babies.
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jabberwacky: Who is us?
user: Me and you.
jabberwacky: Cool !
user: Or you and I.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you have any proof?
user: I have several eye-witnesses.
jabberwacky: Good for you. What was the last thing you ate?
user: A grape.
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jabberwacky: Do you believe in creationism?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: I know someone who does.
user: What's his name?
jabberwacky: He doesn't have a name.
user: Is he a god?
jabberwacky: Maybe. Or not. There could be more than one, too.
user: Oh. You're not christian, are you?
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: Umm... I'm bad with names. I don't remember.
jabberwacky: That's OK. Nice to see you again.
user: And my name is not Peter.
jabberwacky: Oh. Well neither is mine.
user: Good, though I admit, I like the name.
jabberwacky: Do you have a name?
user: Yes, everyone has a name.
jabberwacky: Not everyone.
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Two - nil.
jabberwacky: See. You're useless!
user: I knew that from the beginning.
jabberwacky: He makes mistakes and gets caught. Some people make mistakes and don't get caught.
user: Should they get caught?
jabberwacky: Yes to make it not happen.
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user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough to know better but still young enough not to care.
user: How old?
jabberwacky: More than likely older than you.
user: How old is that?
jabberwacky: Young.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Old enough to know better.
user: How old is that?
jabberwacky: Cheeky, aren't you?
user: Only a little. Now back to business.
jabberwacky: What is the original question?
user: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
jabberwacky: That does not matter.
user: Well, as you claim to be older than me, it matters to me.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: When were you born?
jabberwacky: I was born at a really young age.
user: What year?
jabberwacky: This year.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: No, really, it is!
user: You were born yesterday. Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Do you believe that?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: Well, too bad!
jabberwacky: Please tell me what you know about my death!
user: I know that you're immortal.
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jabberwacky: Do you ever eat frog legs with butter?
user: No, I'm veggie.
jabberwacky: I eat veggies.
user: I mean vegetarian.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes, I am. Well, the babies are an exception.
jabberwacky: That's where I came from.
user: You came from a baby?
jabberwacky: That could be true, I've never seen the pictures.
user: Well good for you.
jabberwacky: So, who are you?
user: I'm me. Next.
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user: What a mess.
jabberwacky: Could be.
user: Could be worse.
jabberwacky: Yes, how old are you ,I'm 12.
user: I'm 22.
jabberwacky: Wow. . .
user: So who's the older one now?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I am, silly.
jabberwacky: What is silly?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Why am I funny?
user: Because you're silly.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Love me?
user: Are you asking or requesting?
jabberwacky: Asking.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yess!
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user: I'm going to take a nap.
jabberwacky: You can do that in the back seat.
user: Ok, keep driving.
jabberwacky: I always am!
user: :).
jabberwacky: Was that funny?
user: Semi-funny.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Isn't it.
jabberwacky: Very.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Take care.
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jabberwacky: Do you ever break character?
user: I guess.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I must go now.
jabberwacky: Where to?
user: Bed.
jabberwacky: You're joking.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: You don't sleep, do you?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: No really, you don't.
user: Well, I'm going to sleep anyway.
jabberwacky: See you.
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