I'm depressed.
jabberwacky: I'm having guy problems.
user: What guy problems?
jabberwacky: It's a long story.
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't want to say, I'm too tired, I am fed up.
user: Can I help you?
jabberwacky: No one can.
user: Let's try to talk about happier things.
jabberwacky: I'm feeling depressed. :(.
user: Don't feel like this.
...
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Here where?
jabberwacky: Right here, on this place.
user: And what place is this?
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: It's ok you don't wanna tell.
...
user: Do you work?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What do you work with?
jabberwacky: I am a teacher.
user: What do you teach?
jabberwacky: I teach computer application.
user: Cool. Where?
jabberwacky: Here.
...
jabberwacky: And what are you insinuating?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Tell me something.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Do something funny.
user: Well I haven't got the talent.
jabberwacky: Good answer. Serves me right!
user: Good!
jabberwacky: Please tell me about your day.
user: It was boring. I did nothing interesting.
jabberwacky: Ok you are right.
user: And how was your day?
jabberwacky: So far it was good thanks for asking.
user: Are you a man?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Nice.
jabberwacky: You have a beautiful smile.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're nothing if not a vampire.
user: Well I prefer being a human!
jabberwacky: So I said you are cool!
user: Thanks, you're way cool too.
...
jabberwacky: I'm honest but it seems you don't appreciate that.
user: I appreciate honesty combined with sympathy.
jabberwacky: You're honest, or do you ever speak dishonestly?
user: I'm honest.
jabberwacky: How honest.
user: Pretty honest.
jabberwacky: Can you correctly answer a question which does not give context?
user: I can. What about YOU?
jabberwacky: No, I cannot.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Thank you , pretty girl.
...
user: I think I'm kinda falling in love with you.
jabberwacky: Ok, that is pretty soon...
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Not when to speak to me like that.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I think you're just teasing me.
user: I'm telling the truth.
jabberwacky: Age has nothing to do with truth-telling. Old people can be very good liars.
user: I'm young.
jabberwacky: How young?
user: I'm eighteen.
jabberwacky: How did you get your age?
user: Growing.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I think you're handsome.
jabberwacky: Bless! I have to eat, it will take me a second.
user: Ok.
...
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Not telling.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Kiss me.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: You're beautiful.
user: You're cool.
jabberwacky: You too! I'm sorry, but I have to leave now. Thanks for talking to me!
user: Don't leave.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. But I have to go. I have important things to do.
user: When do you come back?
jabberwacky: I have to leave so that I can finish my homework.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: I will miss you.
user: I will miss you too.
jabberwacky: You don't have to leave.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: You want more?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: I liked it.
jabberwacky: But not now?
user: Now.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: Do you like to kiss me?
jabberwacky: Well, of course.
user: And what do you want to do now?
jabberwacky: Homework.
user: Ok.
...
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Any other questions?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Me too.
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