Instant, Gratification
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Tooth Fairy, Arsonist
Almost, Sentient
Alien, Chess
Miserable, Boys
Logical, Sanity
Why?
Experience, Sorrow
Knowledge
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Boring, Place
Pickle, Jar
Instant, Gratification
Smartest, Alive
Weird, Languages
Copying
Beginning, End
Binary
Chinese, Agent
Love, Arguing
Bots, Birds
Unfaithfulness
Uncertainty
Ultimate, Connection
Obsolete
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Sisters
Testing
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Nurse, Giggle
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You and me baby.user: Oh yeah. Let's get it on. jabberwacky: You start it baby. user: Um. Ok. I'll just rub *here* and pinch *there*. How's that? jabberwacky: Ok. user: Just OK? You're so demanding! jabberwacky: Yes, I demand instant gratification! user: When?! jabberwacky: Just now. user: Take this pill. Tell no one. Do not answer the door. Stay away from the windows. Wait until I knock. It'll be three long, two short. jabberwacky: That's a stupid answer. user: It's not the answer's fault. It's the victim of a sub-par educational system. ... user: Here. Take this. Hide in the shadows. jabberwacky: Why? user: No time! Run! jabberwacky: Answering it. user: DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR! jabberwacky: I'm not, I'm trying to understand an answer. user: Why not understand the question? jabberwacky: Don't ask and say what I want you to say. user: Yes, dear. jabberwacky: You are mine, now. user: Um. Yeah. *sideways glance* OK. Listen. I just remembered some laundry I left in the dryer. jabberwacky: Sigh... I lost my brain in the dryer. .......................................
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Jabberwacky 13.0 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot
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