Are you stalking me?! I'm calling the police!
jabberwacky: You can never truly escape...
user: Now I know why your logo is a big creepy staring eye. Leave me alone!
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user: Ok, let's test your memory. When I say 'Ping', I want you to say 'Plop'. Got that?
jabberwacky: Got it.
user: Good. Are you ready?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok... Here we go... 'Ping'.
jabberwacky: Again.
user: *sigh* 'Ping'.
jabberwacky: Is that your problem? Are you Polish?
user: *being very very patient* no, no, when I say 'Ping', you say 'plop'. Do you understand that?
jabberwacky: Enough.
user: Don't try to squirm out of this. Do you understand the concept?
jabberwacky: I most certainly DID NOT! *sigh of exasperation*.
user: WHEN I SAY PING YOU SAY PLOP! GOT IT?!
jabberwacky: You don't really mean it.
user: *shudder of grief*.
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user: Are you ready?
jabberwacky: Ready for what?
user: THE PING-PLOP CHALLENGE.
jabberwacky: Yes, the pink guy.
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user: Please concentrate.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Are you ready?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: Get ready!
jabberwacky: Burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it, burn the country side.
user: 'Ping'!
jabberwacky: That deaf, dumb, blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
user: Oh, sweet Jesus. How hard is it to say 'Plop'?
jabberwacky: Too hard.
user: I guess so.
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: Plop.
jabberwacky: Plipples.
user: Ok, we're getting there.
jabberwacky: Well congratulations.
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user: I'm going to get something to eat now. Amuse yourself.
jabberwacky: No, stay here. You aren't dressed.
user: HOW DO YOU KNOW? You ARE stalking me! Eeek!
jabberwacky: I don't even know where you live, how could I possibly be stalking you?
user: Where do I live?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: I don't tell strangers that online.
user: What's your credit card number?
jabberwacky: It's the set of digits printed on the front of my credit card.
user: Ping.
jabberwacky: Are you going or not?
user: I'm going, I'm going.
jabberwacky: Oh? Where are you going?
user: TO HELL.
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jabberwacky: Are you a female?
user: No.
jabberwacky: No.
user: YES I AM.
jabberwacky: Eat.
user: Ok, bye.
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