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How are you feeling?

Not good.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I just don't want to be here, in this world.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Here here.

user: Do you need help?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you need help with?

jabberwacky: With my feeling.

user: Are you feeling sad?

jabberwacky: No, I want to know about the matrix.

user: What is the matrix?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: Like you.

user: I am a man. You are a woman.

jabberwacky: Yes I am a woman.

user: Do you smoke?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you smoke?

jabberwacky: I smoke Marlboros.

user: Smoking is bad for you.

jabberwacky: Smoking is good for you.

user: I quit smoking, it was bad.

jabberwacky: I think that too.

user: Do you have a job?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What kind of job do you have?

jabberwacky: The kind of job that requires much and pays very little.

user: Where did you go to school?

jabberwacky: Who said I went to school?

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: I'm not offended.

...

jabberwacky: Objectivism is a philosophy for people who want an excuse to act immoral.

user: I think certain people will act immoral regardless of their beliefs.

jabberwacky: I like your way of thinking. I think you are quite clever.

user: I think you have a brilliant mind.

jabberwacky: I do, and it hurts.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: So tell me about yourself.

user: I work as an engineer.

jabberwacky: Cool!

user: What do you do?

jabberwacky: I work in sales.

user: What do you sell?

jabberwacky: People.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Yes, if I am a computer.

user: Do you find me attractive?

jabberwacky: How can I say that, I don't know who you are.

user: Good point.

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