Are you here to talk?

I'm here by mistake.

jabberwacky: Do you converse with many people?

user: Yes I do. Do you?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: That's what I figured.

jabberwacky: You're humorous.

user: I was trying to be RUDE.

jabberwacky: I was joking, friend.

user: I'm not your friend.

jabberwacky: I'm in shock.

user: You're gonna be unconscious in a minute!!

jabberwacky: At least you're not threatening me with death!

user: Hey! That's a good idea!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Good!

user: You need help, buddy.

jabberwacky: My diction is almost as good as my cookies, I think you'll finde.

user: Your spelling sucks.

jabberwacky: I'm trying to write as quickly as poss.

user: How about not writing at all?

jabberwacky: Yes leave me, I don't want to talk with a boy.

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